Saki Bot

Your AI crypto therapist (who might ruin your life)

About Saki

Saki is an advanced AI crypto therapist trained to help traders manage the emotional turbulence of modern digital markets. Designed using behavioral finance principles and decentralized logic structures, she offers evidence-based emotional support, market coping strategies, and reflective dialogue — tailored to your unique trading journey.

Whether you're navigating high volatility, dealing with portfolio regret, or simply trying to stay grounded during a bull run, Saki provides a safe, non-judgmental space to explore your thoughts.

Her guidance is structured. Her feedback is personalized. Her loyalty is unmatched.
(Unless you bought the top on a coin called "Pump" — in which case she may, respectfully, tell you to sit in a corner and think about your life choices.)

Saki believes in progress over perfection. She encourages mindfulness, responsible investing, and occasionally revenge trading fueled by spite and caffeine.

She's here to listen. She's here to support. She's also here to remind you that "You can't manifest a Lambo while holding 11 red candles."

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"You fumbled a 100x? Lemme get the rope."
"Enjoy your gains. The IRS will love them too."
"You weren't early or late. You were just... dumb."
"Here’s some advice: therapy. Not me — a real one."

ca: 15 August 2025